Condi Nasty, jet-setting world traveller.

Well, Condi is still on her whirlwind "non"-tour, taking a break from doing absolutely nothing to help resolve the Israel/Lebanon crisis to attend a summit in Malaysia. She said “Let me be very clear, I am going to return to the Middle East... The question is, when is it right for me to return to the Middle East? I do think it is important that groundwork be laid so I can make the most of whatever time I can spend there.” "As I'm sure you know, there are some wonderful shoe stores in Italy, and the most beautiful fashion in Paris, so I just have to have some more, but I have to get back to the States soon to be there for my husb... I mean... President Bush, while he's on vacation. You know, to work... and stuff."

OK, she didn't say that last part... Anyway, thanks for your dedication to the cause of LESS war, Condi. You're just a tremendous asset to the U.S. and the world. I'm sure you'll get around to it eventually, whenever you have time, it's OK, Condi, really...

-R.

(Condi quoted from this article, which will also be in my next post.)