The bizarre Karl Rove/Sheryl Crow feud!!!

This weekend at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, the most interesting thing to occur did not happen on stage, but rather at Karl Rove's table when Sheryl Crow and Laurie David walked over to Rove to discuss global warming. Rove refused to talk to them, and freaked out after Crow touched him!!! (Even more bizarre, Sanjaya Malakar (yep, the 17-year-old boy from American Idol) was at Rove's table...) Rove demanded the attractive Crow stop touching him and demanded Sanjaya start touching him instead!!! (OK, just kidding on that last part)

Sheryl Crow talks about the incident.

The pathetic White House sends Dana Perino out to the press to defend the creepy little freak of nature Karl Rove.

More bizarre is the nasty little freak Matt Drudge (who defended Mark Foley's behavior with the young page last October) frantically digging up anything to smear Sheryl Crow.

The right is indeed bizarre. From Sanjaya dining with Rove to Drudge's loyal defending of Rove, this reeks of Republican sickness. I wonder if Drudge and Rove troll together for the young boys! After all, according to Drudge, Mark Foley's e-mails to young boys were not a big deal; factor in Sanjaya and you have a bizarre right wing pedophilia fest!

Now I will need to take a shower...