FBI busted more "terrorists"

The FBI have apparently stopped a "terrorist cell" from trying to take over Fort Dix in New Jersey.

Of course they caught these guys. One of them was a pizza delivery guy working for his family's business! Six "terrorists" were caught overall. The FBI had inflitrated the group over a year ago when - get this - the "terrorists" brought a "training" video (including lots of gunfire and praise of Allah) to a VIDEO STORE to get it burned onto a DVD.

If this is any indication of the intelligence of these six men, I don't think any American had anything to fear. Come on, if I were to make a video similar in content to that, I would buy the video capture equipment myself if I so desperately needed to make a DVD. That's like getting blueprints of the bank you want to rob while wearing the ski mask!

When I first heard of the DVD thing, I instantly flashed back to the last "terrorist" scare - the Miami "cell" that was more "theoretical" than "functional." It's nice to know that the FBI can capture a bunch of newbish hacks every year or so while convincing us that these same hacks would be capable of successfully attacking and killing many Americans.

Now, why can't they capture those hack terrorists that reside in the White House who are getting many Americans killed?

Also note that, of the three major networks, only the Always Blame Clinton network (owned by Disney) didn't point out that there was no way in hell that these guys were likely to be successful. Keep spreading the fear, media douchebags.