Jerry Falwell, man of compassion?
Well, since Falwell has passed away, it is only fair to look at the positives he has contributed to America.....
Jerry Falwell compares same-sex marriage to slavery! Remember, Jesus hates the queers!
Falwell reminds his zombies that Hollywood and gays are the problem!!!!!
In order to be a good Christian, you must deny the importance of the environment and global warming! Jesus hates a healthy planet!!! Remember those evil environmentalists want to destroy our economy; Jesus told us, "To be a good Christian you must take profits and capitalism over humanity and nature!"
The rapture is coming, and Jesus will replace cash with credit cards!!! Falwell calls for a one-world government in preparation for the rapture!!!
Falwell understands Jesus is a Republican, and takes some time to crap on Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi!
Never forget, Jesus allows you to molest young boys, but never have oral sex out of wedlock!!! Falwell explains on CNN how unimportant the Mark Foley incident is, and how Clinton was the problem!!!
The Anti-Christ will be a JEW!!! according to good old Jerry.
Here is a good site with some of his most compassionate(ahem) quotes.
To sum it all up, Christopher Hitchens, on CNN's Anderson Cooper, speaks the truth about this disgusting, degenerate, fake Christian hatemonger.
Rot in hell, Jerry; enjoy being anally raped by Hitler!
I show no compassion for evil forces like Falwell.
Jerry Falwell compares same-sex marriage to slavery! Remember, Jesus hates the queers!
Falwell reminds his zombies that Hollywood and gays are the problem!!!!!
In order to be a good Christian, you must deny the importance of the environment and global warming! Jesus hates a healthy planet!!! Remember those evil environmentalists want to destroy our economy; Jesus told us, "To be a good Christian you must take profits and capitalism over humanity and nature!"
The rapture is coming, and Jesus will replace cash with credit cards!!! Falwell calls for a one-world government in preparation for the rapture!!!
Falwell understands Jesus is a Republican, and takes some time to crap on Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi!
Never forget, Jesus allows you to molest young boys, but never have oral sex out of wedlock!!! Falwell explains on CNN how unimportant the Mark Foley incident is, and how Clinton was the problem!!!
The Anti-Christ will be a JEW!!! according to good old Jerry.
Here is a good site with some of his most compassionate(ahem) quotes.
To sum it all up, Christopher Hitchens, on CNN's Anderson Cooper, speaks the truth about this disgusting, degenerate, fake Christian hatemonger.
Rot in hell, Jerry; enjoy being anally raped by Hitler!
I show no compassion for evil forces like Falwell.

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