Republican presidential candidate hackery

Rudy Giuliani has, once again, professed his Bush worship. Would he do it on a nationally-televised debate? No, of course not (though he was critical of MSNBC's decision to have Keith Olbermann host said debate before it)! That didn't stop him, however, to declare that Bush will be remembered by history as "a great president" for "decid[ing] in a flash to put our country on offense against terrorism" at a campaign stop in Iowa.

Mormon douchebag Mitt Romney says that Pat Robertson is dedicated to "strengthening and then nurturing the pillars of... our country: education, fellowship, and advancement..." while cheerfully neglecting how much of a misanthropic, sub-human nut job Robertson actually is.