Glenn Beck's big green monster...

Either envy or jealousy... take your pick.

Apparently, Dennis Kucinich is not good-looking enough to Beck to be married to a beautiful woman without her being drugged in some way - even a date-rape drug. He also says that if "[y]ou take his shirt off and put him in a loincloth, he's Gollum." (cf. Lord of the Rings movies)

In the meantime, Beck is getting OWNED in the ratings by every other cable news outlet. However, in the "you always fail upwards" Bush-Bizarro-world that we live in today, Beck is being eyed by the owners of Washington Post Radio as a ratings savior!

This man is the living embodiment of FILTH. He should be slinging fries somewhere, not taken seriously as a political commentator!