Helen Thomas, tough-as-nails journalist!

Ms. Thomas asked White House Press Secretary Tony Snow a simple, easy question: "Are there any members of the Bush family or this administration in this war?"

Snow's reply? "The President."

I can't imagine how one could give that answer without immediately bursting into a fit of laughter. However, Snow was stone-cold serious, and reiterated it when Thomas clarified her question: "On the frontlines, wherever?" "The President."

The only reason why I am glad to say that Bush is not actually "on the frontlines" of this war is that he'd likely get himself killed, thus opening the door to the White House for Dick "Ticker" Cheney...