Random bits and pieces

- Bill O'LIElly tells another whopper: The "quasi-socialistic" New York Times failed to mention the JFK Islamo-hackist "terror" plot on its front page. Hey, Bill, REAL newspapers' front pages are folded in HALF. You have to actually OPEN the paper to see the whole page. So get your master's New York Post out of your ass and learn something.

- Gone-zo is guilty of perjuring himself. Last year, he said there was no serious dissent on Bush's spying programs within the administration. Unfortunately, James Comey's recent bombshell testimony differs from Gonzo's claim - then-AG Ashcroft was against the program. At the time, two possibilities were considered: Gonzo was lying about the lack of dissent, or there were multiple spying programs. Gonzo has now all but confirmed he lied last year.

- Resigned interim US Attorney/voting-roll cager/loyal Bushie Tim Griffin can't seem to find gainful employment now that he has left the administration in disgrace. Can't lie on your resume anymore, eh, Timmy? Let's be nice to the guy now; someday, he may be the guy who will spit on your Big Mac.